
YEAHs wanted to be like humans so they started doing crack with Hunter Biden

You think crack is whacked? Once these Yetiz get into the workplace, it’s only a matter of time before they lose their shit and rip your fucken arms off. Take that HR complain department head bitch!

These crack heads will do anything to get some smack. Even if it means blowing Hunter Biden. When these YEAHs start joesing for some crack cocaine combo (C-Dub) they’ll rip your dick off and suck it if it means more C-Dub.

If they’re not spun out on their normal regiment of ‘Reefer Crack Cocaine combo’ like it’s a party at Hunter’s house, then that means, they popping pills like a crazed commie eating skittles off a hooker’s asshole. Just nasty!

Sam the Yeti here, just ate your co-worker’s inners, but it’s cool. We don’t want to seem like bigots. Now Sam is briefing a PowerPoint presentation the latest fiscal year’s budget. So inclusive. Not! Do you really want your co-worker’s inners across your lunch table?
Say No to YEAH!

Ever been siting at a red light and suddenly a Yeti bust through your window? Once these fuckers get some $9 coffee and ‘Hipster-Red’ mojitos drinks in them, they turn into car-jacking crazed fueled commies wanting to rip people’s heads off.
Get YEAHs off the road. Say No to YEAH!

Nothing worse than getting some rando’s nasty hair all up in your clothes at your local ghetto ass laundromat. Now just image a whole pillow of the shit. Your clothes will look like they were rolled with poop and meal.
Get the YEAHs out of our cities! Say No to YEAH!







I was at the dog park and I seen one. This YEAH was a Yeti that was jacking off behind a rock. I’m like “We can see you!” then he turn around busted on the crowd that was watching him. They started screaming and slipping and sliding. It was horrible!


I’ve never heard the YEAHs speak before. All he was saying was “Two in the pink, one in the stink, smell my fingers do they stink…”. He was repeating it like it was a Dizney song. I was like, ‘Let it go!’


This one YEAH, he pull a gun and started blasting fools. It looked like some hick-ass wild west show but with drag queens running around like bitches and shit. I think he pulled the gun from his butthole.
